Oral Mario Cart Sex

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral

Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.

by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021

do you need a mario cart

do you need a mario cart is literally just asking if you need a cart they’re just adding the “mario” part into the question

do you need a mario cart?
yea i do mine ran out last week

by milfs101 November 16, 2021

Tard Cart

Another name for a wheelchair

Look there Olivia and Emily go,,! Off in their tard carts!

by Jamie123bbwen January 16, 2011

add to cart

1. an Internet Era phrase used to communicate one's intent of purchasing or engaging in something.

2. colloquialism for yes

When she asked if I wanted to come in at the end of our date all I could think in my mind was, "add to cart."

by the surfer June 29, 2011

mario cart

When a group of guys get in a circle and wank and who ever lasts the longest wins and who ever cums first has to lick it all up.

fag: You wan't to play mario cart

fag #2: I would love to

by 696969969696969969696 October 20, 2015

Rhino cart

A security guard with a giant shopping cart that intervenes into a security guard pursuit, that attempts to ram and demolish the cart of a shopping cart racer head-on at full speed in order to demolish their cart.

1: The security is really on our tail now. I hope we make it out alive!
2: LOOK OUT THERES A RHINO CART COMING AT US!
1: Phew, that was a close one wasn’t it man?
2: AHHH *he gets rammed by another one.*

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

shopping cart

One proceeds to put themselves inside a shopping cart and has another push them into a bush,curb,tree, etc.

Made popular by the tv shows Viva La Bam and Jackass.

lonnie: how'd you get that bruise?
gus: i pulled a sick shopping cart last night.

by Andee K. December 1, 2007