In honour of legendary Canadian CBC journalist, commentator and author...
Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.
Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.
I Carol Off'ed Adam......he thought he was smelling a savoury soup.....but got to sample the scent of my previous dinner.
by Super Sandy Cheeks August 8, 2022
Get the Carol Offmug. A Karen times a thousand.
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
That women collects pieces of other people's dead children and wears them as jewelry! But she wouldn't even visit them in the hospital when they were dieing, She is such a carol.
by anonymous February 6, 2025
Get the Carolmug. It's like the resting bitch face, rolling eyes at the stupidity with a side of disappointment but on steroids.
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
“Man my mum was so upset with me for crashing my car”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol look”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol look”
by DaddyCam May 5, 2025
Get the Carol lookmug. Want to crush a few episodes of Tiger king and head out for a Carole Bag-Skin? I hate that bitch....
by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
Get the Carole Bag-Skinmug. Killed her husband, whacked him. Can’t convince me that it didn’t happen. Fed him to the tigers, they snackin.
by Gods_Assistant May 6, 2020
Get the Carole Baskinmug. A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.
Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."
by Minty Mochis December 7, 2021
Get the Lewis Carol's storiesmug. Beating of a man's penis, then putting a rubberband around it till it's purple, at which point you smack it with a fly swatter.
by SpdC December 4, 2014
Get the purple carolemug.