F.U.C.K.

Fornication Under Consent of King- F.U.C.K - urban legend states that to have sex with your mate in the middle ages you first had to get consent of the King. This was because if he wanted he could have the woman first. Is they got consent, the couple would receive a document with F.U.C.K. written on it.

The king gave a F.U.C.K. to the couple.

by swolf September 28, 2006

F.O.C.U.S.

Fuck Off Cause U Suck

Dude, you need to F.O.C.U.S.

by ShayInLa April 26, 2010

C.S.M.F

Cock sucking mother fucker

Mike: dude Bob you're such a c.s.m.f

by hgfdss January 8, 2015

F.A.C.

F.A.C. stands for Friday Afternoon Chiefin'.
to smoke weed on a friday afternoon.

Bob: What do you want to do today?
Seymour: Let's F.A.C. today.
Bob: Hell Yeah

by jheremy g October 26, 2009

C.R.A.F.T

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.

Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.

by The-Twitching-Peanut January 12, 2006

h.m.f.i.c

head mother fucker in charge... boss , forman,...

so whos the h.m.f.i.c around here any way

by saulyn March 14, 2009

f.u.c.k

F.U.C.K-Freinds U Can Keep!!

Hey do u have a lot of F.U.C.K

by Stephen Hovelsen September 21, 2005