welfare peanut butter

Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.

It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.

Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.

- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!

- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!

by snack tasty July 28, 2006

toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.

Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here

by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006

peanut butter thighs

brown, smooth, and easy to spread

damn that girl has some peanut butter thighs

by Shade_Immortal August 24, 2005

butter tip

When a male can't find a woman's vaginal opening and struggles

John was such a butter tip! He could barely find my vagina

by Dankliknugget January 27, 2016

butter huffer

A Large Creature, usually SJW with colored hair and Cat eye glasses. who rebels against body norms by huffing butter. (Proud Fattie)

Kate wiped out the country crock again, What a butter huffer

by DestroyerofWORDS December 1, 2016

Burner email

Burner email is an email used to sign up for free Birthday stuff with no concern for it being hacked as you can always create a new one and not worry about losing anything vitally important

I want to sign up for lots of free birthday stuff so I'm going to use my burner email.

by The original Queen Bee September 2, 2017

Butter Kitty

The weirdest and most loving cat you will ever meet. The cat melts in your hand like butter.

Friend : hey, let’s hangout

You: sorry, I can’t. Butter kitty is melting in my lap.

by Meeewweeem July 4, 2018