The Montana Butcher

The action of a teenager who gets caught beating his meat while he is on a football camp in Montana

The Montana Butcher had to transfer schools after the video got leaked

by Fahq72727272 May 6, 2025

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

The Bay Harbour Butcher

Nickname for retired and unfortunately deceased NBA Player Wilt Chamberlain. Seeing people use this nickname for him on social media has become more and more frequent, so I thought I’d add it here.

In text form, eg a stat: Wilt “The Bay Harbour Butcher” Chamberlain averaged 50 points per game for an entire season and is also the only player to score 100 points in a single game.

by anonymous September 14, 2025

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016