to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.
by christian holmes April 27, 2007
Get the belgian waffle maker mug.1. When a female looks at a male's genital area in their process of sizing him up. (As if a man's flaccid penis is any indication of size!); 2. The habitual grabbing of one's balls through their pants as if to check if they still have them, or to show off size to females. (an ironically unattractive action); 3. When a real man adjusts himself because...he has to. (What?)
First guy: "Bulge check! Dude, can she make it any more obvious?"
Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."
First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."
Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."
First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."
by Jack Offa September 5, 2010
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When a man wears pants ill-suited for the gargantuan package bestowed upon him by whatever God he believes in.
by Erik Schardin January 3, 2008
Get the Cock Bulge mug.the best club's..and beaches with many nude people..and the people are GANGSTA! i te sa SUPER gotini..i yaki!!!
by Iana i Villy March 27, 2005
Get the Bulgaria mug.Belgium is a great country with nice people. In case you didn't know how many Nobel Peace Winners were Belgian. I case you didn't know that some of the best food was from Belgium. And in case you didn't know how many famous people were from Belgium. I would give examples but I'm not. Now leave me in peace for my bowl of Fries.
Belgium beats all the Countries.
by MasterK. November 5, 2007
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mr t, hi what nationality are you?
miss k, im belgiumish
mr t , hmm are you sure thats right?
miss k, Whoops i meant to say belgiumise
mr t, its ok
miss k, im belgiumish
mr t , hmm are you sure thats right?
miss k, Whoops i meant to say belgiumise
mr t, its ok
by Mr Sparda December 11, 2008
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by nick kirschner June 17, 2008
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