open buffet islam 

Open buffet Islam Is a new unofficial form of islam practised by some modern Muslims in which they choose what they like from Islam and leave what they don't like.
Open buffet Muslims tend to live an open and free life away from the normal Islamic restrictions, they do however choose to live by these teachings in Ramadan, and abandon them right after the month is over.

They do this due to their love of life combined with their Islamic nurturing and need for spirituality,but when confronted they would claim that islam is the one true perfect religion and they chose it as a guide for their lives, failing to ever live by its teachings cause they are, well they are humans who love to live.

-What do you mean Sally is fasting today? She was drinking with us last week
* Yeh she's like a part of those open buffet Islam people don't be surprised

open buffet islam by lebphoenix June 27, 2015

Peter Pan Buffet

When two very ugly people are anal fucking, the disgusting male rubs his dandruff on the girls ass representing pixie dust.

Man this comic convention is awesome, and I kinda want to go give that girl a Peter Pan Buffet.

Peter Pan Buffet by Strazar March 1, 2011

hot buffet 

Similar to a hot lunch, a buffet involves the act of shitting, pissing and vomiting on your partners chest.

a steaming hot buffet

hot buffet by verbatim April 8, 2005

Lol-Buffet 

Used to describe a situation or person that provides limitless amounts of laughing.

"All you can laugh,"

"Did you check that new underground stand-up comedian's act last Thursday?"
"Yeah! That guy was an excellent lol-buffet."

Lol-Buffet by Gasmador September 14, 2011

chinese buffet pants 

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.

Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.

chinese buffet pants by obracadabra December 18, 2011

anal buffet 

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating

i had and anal buffet last night dude

anal buffet by Autumn rankle August 28, 2016

pittsburgh buffet 

Typically served during a Steelers tailgate party. A loud mouthed drunken bbw women passed out in the bed of a Dodge Ram diesel p.u. truck is stripped nude. Loud mouth Male Steelers fans who would suck Ben Roethlisberger's cock for street cred, begin chanting here we go Steelers. Then her asshole is stuffed with kielbasa and sauerkraut, her pussy gets filled with pierogies, she is covered with shitty Primantis brothers Cole slaw and fries. Now a group of sweaty foul mouthed union steel workers perform a circle jerk and shoot their man gravy all over the local passed out yinzer mama. Then an old polish grandma that smells like shitty iron city beer yells chicken on the hill (thinking she's at a pirates game in 1978. Then the locals dine on the local bbw's nude delicatessen spread.

Hey Butch, that was a delicious Pittsburgh buffet yesterday at the Steelers game.

pittsburgh buffet by Rooster7395 December 15, 2020