Gerard Buffer

When you arrive too late, but it doesn't phase you.

Did you see Kyle this morning? He arrived 15 minutes too late. That's a Gerard Buffer if i've ever seen one :o

by SexxxyCatFurry69 December 16, 2021

Ringworm Buffet

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

by EJL March 17, 2004

Buffet Shirt

A loose, short sleeve, button down shirt, the entire fabric of which, including the sleeves, collar, and back, is silk screened with an image, generally an epic action scene such as a wolf surrounded by lightning or a character or action scene from a comic book or cartoon. Often times, however, it features flames, spider webs, or something else lame. Termed "buffet shirt" because it is generally worn by fat people, and eating at buffets is a favorite activity of all fat people.

"That fat fuck is wearing a spider man buffet shirt"

by Sir Gregor April 21, 2009

buffer sex

The first person you have sex with after a long term relationship in preparation for the person you really want to have sex with.

I wanted to have sex with Jimmy after I broke up with Tom, so I had buffer sex with Matt.

by Sjt22 February 9, 2015

Buffenbleiben

The mediocre Germanic equivalent of the much celebrated Great British Buffstay. But with more sausages.

Ja, der buffenbleiben is indeed a fine way to feast! Though give me a Buffstay any day!

by Rubble Tubbler July 27, 2023

Grief Buffet

(n.) Food brought to the bereaved after the death of a loved one, typically by friends, church members, and others from the community. Usually consists of comfort foods such as macaroni. Almost always includes chocolate cake and sub sandwich platters.

I felt guilty enjoying the chocolate cake from the grief buffet after my grandmother died.

by Mary Frances September 6, 2008

Butt-cheek Buffet

This is a place where a gay male will go to look for new meat.

I can't wait until I go to the butt-cheek buffet today after work. I need some fresh meat.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010