Brostitution

: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.

: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.

"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"

"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."

by Tillibum May 13, 2014

Brosting

When two bros work as hosts at a restaurant together.

Friend 1: Hey man, I hope I get to work with you one more time before you quit the restaurant.

Friend 2: I know man, I'm gonna totally miss brosting with you.

by Millennial Falcon May 22, 2014

Brocest

When two people within a friendship group, especially two men within a fraternity, start dating and make hanging out as a group feel really weird

Ricky: dude it feels so weird since Johnnie and Marko started dating
Jo-dog: thats homophobic brah!
Ricky: nah dude, its not the gay thing, its just... *gazes off into middle distance* ...thats /brocest/ man

by Skadylan April 18, 2015

Brostitut

a guy who only pretends to be a bro in hopes of receiving some sort of benefit (usually booze, women or money)

Guy 1: who the hell was that guy you were smoking with last night?
Guy 2: Agh, I have no idea man, I reckon he was just another brostitute

by CannibalPLK December 5, 2014

brosta

A girl who is one of the guys. A bro, who is a sista, a brosta.

Bro, Tits McGee is such a brosta.

by PageRage69 July 2, 2015

Broast

noun; an event in which all bros come together in remember how each one met each other and what they thought of them. Finishes with a segment in which all members say why they luh one person until all members say something about everyone.

verb; -ing: the action of remembering why you luh a member(s)

noun; It was when we all held a broast on the band bus ride home dos we see why we luh each other.

verb; -ing: I was in the process of broasting him when I realized I used to hate him first.

by Wolfinsweatpants November 10, 2015

bronest

When you are brutally honest with someone.

I have to be bronest with you, i hate your new girlfriend.

by that oneguy2015 January 30, 2016