Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

by rockman08 August 29, 2006

Bitching out

Bitching out, or freezing, is when one see's a girl or guy he or she likes and fails to make an acquaintance or give said girl or guy his or her number.

You messed up with that girl last night dude. Talk about bitching out!

by Nickkk May 25, 2012

Three Piece Bathing Suit

When you'd like to see a girl naked, just in her hat and two flip flops making up the three pieces

Hey baby, why don't you try on a three piece bathing suit for me.

by Jogiggety Schmogetty October 18, 2008

The Macedonian Bathing Suit

Noun
Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.

"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."

"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."

by Heyhey1 August 17, 2009

bitching weather

A term I use to refer to horrible weather conditions.

WINTER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably cold weather, complete with horrific winds and mass amounts of snow blowing everywhere.

SUMMER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably hot weather, weather so hot that you could die just being out there.

"The weather here in Minnesota is very hypocritical. Other than that, summers here are rife with bitching weather. Makes me want to stay in. -.- "
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

fire breathing snow dragon

when you cum ing a girls mouth, who you just met, but right before she swallows you whisper in her ear i have syphilis and watch her spit it everywhere

tom gave jane a fire breathing snow dragon on their first last date

by stink1 January 16, 2009

batchin' it

(v) A term meaning "living like a bachelor," usually used by married people or ones in serious relationships whose significant other is temporarily or permanently away. It has a male connotation.

"My wife is in San Diego visiting her mother and buying yarn for the store, so I've been batchin' it."

by happinessiseasy January 20, 2007