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rusty brass quartet 

Similar to the rusty trombone and rusty trumpet, this sexual maneuver is a collaborative effort. It requires four people: one man, two skinny women, and one fat one. The fat woman gives the man a rim job while giving him a handjob (the rusty trombone). The man gives one skinny woman a rim job while fingering her clitoris (the rusty trumpet). This woman does the same for the last woman (the second rusty trumpet). This last woman also gives a good rim job and fingering to the fat woman (the rusty tuba).
Man, the rusty brass quartet just seems like it would be awkward to perform. I'm not even sure that's a real thing.
rusty brass quartet by Hygn May 18, 2006
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big brass ones 

Large set of testicles; used to describe the perceived guiding force behind a particularly courageous or audacious action undertaken, usually, by a man.
"Standing up to that mugger by himself revealed John had a set of big brass ones."
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Low Brass 

1.The best section ever in Marching Band and Concert Band
(espesially when you are the only girl with a bunch of hot guys)

2.So good Low Brass needs to be capitalized.
1.The Low Brass section is awesome!!

2.Low Brass
Low Brass by most_awesome November 5, 2006

Cleveland Brass Band

A sexual act, involving a male partner who defecates on his significant others chest (this can be a male or a female). After dropping the kids off on his receivers chest, the male then has hit dirty asshole eaten out by the receiver, followed by a rusty trombone.
Reggie: I clowned that bitch...after the Cleveland Steamer she ate my ass and then followed it up with a Rusty Trombone!

Terence: That's some shit...sounds to me like a Cleveland Brass Band son.
Cleveland Brass Band by winnberg October 23, 2009

Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant 

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.
I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

Low brass section 

Run. They can be either your best friend or you will be their next sacrifice to the tuba god. They are also the most together as a section with camping, movies and other fun. Feed daily
The low brass is having a sectional, wait, wheres bob?
He fell into the low brass section, who sacrificed trumpets and woodwinds!

Polishing the Brass Rail 

The use of sexal acts/favors to attempt to obtain a promotion in the workplace. Most commonly referring to executive level promotions.
Bob would be working in the mailroom instead of the sixth floor if he wasn't polishing the brass rail.
Polishing the Brass Rail by Bajebus September 21, 2011