jungle book

The area found between the legs of a women. AKA
-vagina
-pussy
-happy hole
-peperment patty
-cherry pie
-friut juicer
-cunt
-Moopy Moop
-South of the border
I read her jungle book like a five year old who just learned how to read and is on crystal meth.
by Your^Herpes May 08, 2005
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dot book

the ultimate evil. small notebook hanging from a shoelace containing drill sets, note to self and the occasional piece of gum that you WERE NOT chewing at practice. usually used by marching bands, colorguards and drum cores
oops. im screwed. my dot book is at home. my instructor is gonna make me push until my arms fall off
by zabethnightstar November 16, 2007
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personal book

The collection of random stories that someone keeps to tell, usually to be funny, that usually aren't true.
Logan: hey man, whats up?
Robert: aww nothin, but guy, the other day i was so high, i was running down my street screaming random shit
Logan: did you get that from your personal book?
by appledude69 November 02, 2009
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Analog Book

Commonly referred to as "Books" by people of the time, these objects were used by people as their source of reading before the eBook. Operated by turning pieces of paper that contained words written in actual ink. During this time people were inconvenienced by driving downtown and checking these materials out for free at a "Public Library," which was a place that loaned books out for a 2 week period.
Guy #1) Hey, what is that?

Guy #2) It's J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye."

Guy #1) Umm, where is the On/Off switch?

Guy #2) It's an Analog Book, I just turn the pages of paper.

Guy #1) Wow, where did you get that at?

Guy #2) At the Public Library.
by James Edward Dean February 01, 2010
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book of tard

A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.
When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.
by benthrer March 23, 2008
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tre book

Tre: derived from the french word tres meaning (and substituted for) the word 'very'. Except, in this context it is written phonetically and you leave out the s. (The irony makes it hip)

Book: derived from t9 predictive texting. When attempting to type the word 'cool' but t9 recognizes it as 'book'. People got lazy (people in Davis, Ca, to be exact) and left it as is, substituting 'book' for 'cool' in texts. trend eventually spread to spoken word.

-Often (but not exclusively) used sarcastically when apathetically humoring another person, but really the person doesn't give a shit.

*not to be confused with, and not in association with Green Day's drummer Tre Cool*
"great sweater!"
-"Thanks, I got it from American Apparel, half off!"
"Tre book!"

"Clear your schedules, cause i'm coming to town and it's gonna be tre book!"

"cool mumu. is that from like Urban or something?"
-"uh, no.. its from Guatemala
"international, it's definitely tre book."

"hey man wanna go smoke some potsmarijuana!??"
-"yeah totally!!...tre book"

WHAT IS TRE BOOK??? I KEEP SEEING IT ALL OVER FACBOK
by s.bold January 12, 2011
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book boyfriend

The hero Male character in the romance novel you're currently reading. Because real men suck at romance, the book boyfriend exists to fill the void.
"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019
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