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Turkey Basting

A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.
After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.
by Cardboard_RocknRolla January 28, 2009
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blasting

really really really boring work, causing mind numbness. requires absolutely no brain power, just eyes and arms.
"greg, can you stop indexing and blast some files please"
by scotch egg March 22, 2005
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finger blasting

Banging/humping/porking/fucking/fornicating something with your finger.
Fingablastin' booty hole!
by Da Brovaz Bangaz October 27, 2003
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Turkey Basting

When you orgasm multiple times onto a woman's stomach. Using the pull out method. Then wiping off using a towel or other cloth.
I love turkey basting onto a woman's stomach.
by 62Delta September 29, 2011
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Swift Boating

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.
"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php
by Clem Snide July 18, 2008
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Beasting

The act of beasting; To act in a beast-like manner; To act argressively.
Yo. My dad's beasting at me.

He just beasted through that crowd.

Just beast it.

We'll just have to beast it.
by MangoGod January 11, 2005
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blasting

shouting, broadcasting loudly, spreading gossip to everyone
"Don't be blasting my business everywhere"
by Dawnelle January 10, 2008
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