Simon Budge

Simon bowls pumpkins he licks aiden angs boody, he says he made 100 but it was in t20 blast. he Usually looks like my dogs food and eats grass for knowledge. He has a bbc and yet he looks like aiden angs snot.

My cat sat on Simon Budge

by anonymous September 9, 2021

poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

fudge won't budge

A synonym for constipation.

I'm afraid I can't come in to work today, my fudge won't budge.

by Capncawkslap December 11, 2019

pushing the budget

Going further than anticipated or calculated

Frank wanted a day off work, his boss says "Sorry Frank but you're really pushing the budget"

by PJay 2.2 December 2, 2020

Boning on a budget

The act of sexual intercourse which you avoid pregnancy because child’s are expensive

Meagan says, “come on we’re boning on a budget sister”

by Kittylover200 February 24, 2021

Wine taste with a beer budget

When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.

Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.

by Colemanusn December 1, 2014

beating bludgers

See beat your bludgers.

beat your bludgers

by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005