bonking

having sex using a space hopper

man sits on space hopper woman mounts herself on his throbin robin and off we go bouncy bouncy

by totalguy January 8, 2004

blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.

They are definitely going to be blonking tonight

by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015

Blaining

The vacant, yet intent stare that some people do after making a point, in a manner akin to that of the git-wizard David Blaine.

After John gave his bigoted views on immigration, no one wanted to gratify him with a response but he wasn't going to give up so he started Blaining to prevent anyone changing the subject.

by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008

BloodKing

Usually A Man Who finds him self Good at many things. Usually a natural leader born to do great things

That mans gamer tag is BloodKing. this could be tough!

by DTF BloodKing October 9, 2008

Cock Blocking like a G

The act of not letting someone get any kind of physical contact with their lover. Often used in cock block wars or just to piss someone off.

Jackie - "Damn, you were Cock Blocking like a G today!"

Danielle - "Yea BITCHH, you deserved it for preventing me from getting any yesterday!"

by youwish1111 May 25, 2011

Bonking Screens

This dumb little nigga added some gay definition which included tv heads (which is the most retarded thing on the internet) and we don't want this in here. No one asked for it.

Fan girl: "Did you see Burnt Lime add a definition to Urban Dictionary? It's called Bonking Screens. XD"
Normal person: "Yeah it's really fuckin gay."

by birdertweet September 27, 2017

blinking moron

A term used to describe someone on the road in a vehicle or pedestrian who is doin something that seems stupid or illogical to you. Generally used in the case were swearing is not an option.

Arrrgghh look at that Blinking moron, nearly ran me off the road *Shakes Fist"

by John1984110484 November 4, 2007