contrary to popular belief a blog is not a web log, nor does it have anything to do with the internet whatsoever. A blog is what lands in the toilet after a night of keystone beer and taco johns.
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
Get the blog mug.A highly self-righteous person (often female) who sees themselves as a hip shining star of epiphanal insights and "truth" amongst a sea of dull cyber starfish, and communicates said "insights" via nausea-inducing blog anecdotes. In reality, said individual's tastes and opinion tend to be extremely vapid, bland, and overall pedestrian. Nonetheless, the superstar tends to write an ever-expading series of blogs on sites like Myspace--all of which manage to receive long lists of kudos and comments from equally vapid, pseudo-intellectual individuals--thus reinforcing the blog superstar's finely-molded self image as a highly relevant voice and intellectual beacon of cyberspace. Profile is generally set to 'public', so as to maximize the chances of the superstar's philosophical gold being happened upon by as many "lucky" and "privileged" individuals as possible. Common topics touched upon include:
"The untimely death of (friend/loved one's name)"
"My 'big move' from small town comforts to urban chaos" (and similar fish-out-of-water anecdotes)
"Love, and what it really means"
"How the sheer spontaneity of big city life has opened my eyes" (often occurring several weeks after the initial aforementioned 'fish-out-of-water' blog)
"Why I feel compelled to move to (obscure third world country) for xx months and do volunteer/missionary work", and
"Why the humble inhabitants of (obscure third world country) have it 'all figured out', and why we are so inferior in comparison".
The last two are often combined into a longer, two-part hybrid blog.
"The untimely death of (friend/loved one's name)"
"My 'big move' from small town comforts to urban chaos" (and similar fish-out-of-water anecdotes)
"Love, and what it really means"
"How the sheer spontaneity of big city life has opened my eyes" (often occurring several weeks after the initial aforementioned 'fish-out-of-water' blog)
"Why I feel compelled to move to (obscure third world country) for xx months and do volunteer/missionary work", and
"Why the humble inhabitants of (obscure third world country) have it 'all figured out', and why we are so inferior in comparison".
The last two are often combined into a longer, two-part hybrid blog.
Hey, seen Jen's new blog about life in the Big Apple? It's like, she really just tells it how it is, ya know? She's such a blog superstar--that girl should be sharing an office with Peter Travers!
by Robb-a-Dobb September 18, 2007
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1. It's my blog off tomorrow so don't wait for a new post.
2. The boss wanted to sell his product online but later blogged off.
2. The boss wanted to sell his product online but later blogged off.
by timlight January 29, 2010
Get the blog off mug.A phrase made famous by the American comic, Doug Stanhope.
It's properly used when replying to someone bitching/complaining about something trivial.
It's properly used when replying to someone bitching/complaining about something trivial.
douche: "Pineapple Express didn't live up to my expectations. I'm glad I waited for video..."
Me: Blog about it..... ......faggot
Me: Blog about it..... ......faggot
by the0siris May 21, 2011
Get the blog about it mug.1. I create a blog to keep a journal of my thoughts.
2. I have to go blog on my thoughts.
3. I wrote a blog about what happened at lunch today.
2. I have to go blog on my thoughts.
3. I wrote a blog about what happened at lunch today.
by Farley Barnhardt February 7, 2008
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Combination of blog and bogan.
Typically blogans, on top of being ignorant fucktards, also voice their opinions very freely and get much too much airtime and attention just because they ignorantly (or intentionally) stir the pot with their bullshit.
Andrew Bolt and Miranda Devine are two examples of well known Australian blogans.
Combination of blog and bogan.
Typically blogans, on top of being ignorant fucktards, also voice their opinions very freely and get much too much airtime and attention just because they ignorantly (or intentionally) stir the pot with their bullshit.
Andrew Bolt and Miranda Devine are two examples of well known Australian blogans.
"Andrew Bolt is such a fucking blogan!"
"Miranda Devine is a bigger fucking blogan than that fucking ignorant blogan fucktard Andrew Bolt"
"One day blogans will be hauled before a court for their crimes against humanity, making people thing global warming is not real, and hence skewing public opinion towards inaction."
"Miranda Devine is a bigger fucking blogan than that fucking ignorant blogan fucktard Andrew Bolt"
"One day blogans will be hauled before a court for their crimes against humanity, making people thing global warming is not real, and hence skewing public opinion towards inaction."
by tavatimsa February 20, 2012
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