When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.
"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."
by Aemar July 28, 2015
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A girl who looks good from a distance, a "block or more", but not as hot when she's up close. Close to Butterface.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that chick over by the bar...she's hot.
Guy 2: No dude, I just walked by her on the way to the bathroom...she's a Blockermore
Guy 2: No dude, I just walked by her on the way to the bathroom...she's a Blockermore
by SOX Boy February 4, 2006
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I was expecting to get an email from you about the opportunity to volunteer at the local shelter for violent offenders, but your email got spam blocked.
by ronsheridan January 27, 2007
Get the Spam Blocked mug.Median dividers found on a highway. Sometimes made out of concrete or perhaps a cable running along the length of the median. A structure that does not permit a copper to drive from one direction of lane traffic to another direction of lane traffic. This allows motorists to speed without fear, knowing that a cop passing by going the other direction cannot whip it around to pursue.
Wyatt: I love the beltline you can straight haul ass!
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.
by Wyatt Bone July 27, 2006
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by MF Tim May 18, 2008
Get the houdini blockers mug.To be absolutely fucked for an IB Course because of a teacher.
Usually involves a teacher that can make 1+1 confusing, or a teacher that refuses to give student's their tests back. Teacher is also capable of producing a 9-sided dice. A Blockifying Teacher is usually high during class and coughs all over the white board without covering his mouth because of smoking cheap mugliat.
Usually involves a teacher that can make 1+1 confusing, or a teacher that refuses to give student's their tests back. Teacher is also capable of producing a 9-sided dice. A Blockifying Teacher is usually high during class and coughs all over the white board without covering his mouth because of smoking cheap mugliat.
1.) "Man, I'm so BLOCKed for Econ! All I understand from last class is that my Teacher's lifelong dream is to own a burrito shack!"
2.) FUCK IM SO BLOCKed!!
3.) I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ.
4.) This teacher seriously BLOCKed us, I say we feed him to the Raha Tribes
2.) FUCK IM SO BLOCKed!!
3.) I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ.
4.) This teacher seriously BLOCKed us, I say we feed him to the Raha Tribes
by I Should've Taken History.. December 18, 2010
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