Blake

1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.

2. See also Douche Bag

Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo

Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super

Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!

by ScottWho? November 20, 2009

blake

a real dick head, has no fucking life and cant get any

Damn look at that blake over there reading a book.
Look at that blake who thinks hes a legit pimp,dick.

by ohh hellyeah December 28, 2009

Blake

From my experiences there is two types of Blake. The first one is that he is a total playboy he has the looks and personality but will make you fall in love and then leaves. Then wants to reconnect every few weeks over all he can be a good person but honestly really isn't. He will lie and say he can't do something and then does it with someone else. The second type is the guy that it always funny and there to try and make you laugh. He's not always successful at it but he trys. He can be and ass sometimes but you always forgive him. He can also be extremely annoying . He's a good friend and know what to say at the right time. But also says it at the worst time possible. If you find a Blake keep him.

Girl 1: my bf Blake is the best

Girl 2: the Blake ik plays me

by Kitkatvisco April 23, 2020

Blake

He loves to masturbate but can't find his dick between his legs

Blake's an idiot!
True!

by PoePoeDaPro November 19, 2019

Blake

Ugly as crap looks like a girl and has a vagina

Blake is such a girl

by Blake Joyner August 23, 2018

Blake

AIDS

Blake's voice is AIDS

by TheYeetStreet August 16, 2020

Blake

A beautiful girl, who says Blake can't be a girls name. Blake is lit and is a snack. All the boys want some Blake, even tho she ain't thicc. She is a great person and all y'all need a Blake.

Boy 1: dang did you see Blake she lookin like a snack today.

Boy 2: I know bro.

by littlehoe123 November 26, 2018