Bets no Saucums

Eh??? What??? What does this mean??? Im sorry?? Huh??

No person would ever use Bets no Saucums in a sentence. No one knows what the thing even means.

by Fuckin huh??? September 07, 2021

wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

by QuacksO January 06, 2020

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she "forgot".

John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Fine.

*next day*

John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Worst Bet lag!

by shaquillejohnson May 18, 2011

drunk bet

Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.

Drunk bet

Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."

The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.

Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."

Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .

by Lienad Oldar March 26, 2017

Bet Lynched

To verbally destroy someone. Term became widely used as a result of the British Soap Opera character Bet Lynch, a wise cracking barmaid famous for put downs.

Don't nit pick with them. Last time I did I got Bet Lynched.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

booty bet

When u can bet on that booty cuz it saves life’s

“I don’t own a pillow, my bitchs a booty bet, I sleep on dat shit”

by Cheesy but grate February 22, 2018