A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.
"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."
"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."
"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"
"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."
"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"
by A Crooked Vulture November 13, 2009
Get the Basted mug.1) A sleeveless, tight fitted, ribbed tank top for women, typically but not always white. Female fashion equivalent of the more commonly referred to wife beater article of clothing for men. Also known as a boy-beater.
2) A woman who beats her boyfriend.
2) A woman who beats her boyfriend.
1) Underneath her jacket, she wore a tight, white boyfriend-beater.
2) I heard that woman is a boyfriend-beater.
2) I heard that woman is a boyfriend-beater.
by Banjo_oz June 4, 2007
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1.) the official article of clothing in the state of New Jersey
2.) One who participates in domestic abuse
2.) One who participates in domestic abuse
by yo guy February 12, 2007
Get the wife beater mug.Noun. The friend you you can turn to when times are shitty. Your bestestest fwend may hate you for your horrible spelling, but hey, its pretty cute. This friend is more than a best frend; they are you bestestest fwend. It is important to know that there is a difference between a best friend and a bestestest fwend. Your bestestest fwend may hate you at times, but it will always work out, because you guys are bestestest fwends.
Bestestest Fwend #1- So yeah, this girl i like wants to be my only best friend....
Bestestest Fwend #2- Noooooooo! What'd you say?!?
Bestestest Fwend #1- I said ok to her...
Bestestest Fwend #2-(crying)
Bestestest Fwend #1-....i told her that she can be my only best friend. But YOU are my bestestest fwend. There's a difference.
Bestestest Fwend #2- You told her that?
Bestestest Fwend #1- Yeah...
Bestestest Fwend #2- OMG, i love you!
Bestestest Fwend #2- Noooooooo! What'd you say?!?
Bestestest Fwend #1- I said ok to her...
Bestestest Fwend #2-(crying)
Bestestest Fwend #1-....i told her that she can be my only best friend. But YOU are my bestestest fwend. There's a difference.
Bestestest Fwend #2- You told her that?
Bestestest Fwend #1- Yeah...
Bestestest Fwend #2- OMG, i love you!
by bestestestfwend1 October 12, 2011
Get the Bestestest Fwend mug.Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."
by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009
Get the Basterd mug.The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.
Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out
Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.
Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.
by generalbone March 17, 2010
Get the buzzer beater mug.Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.
by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010
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