Dangle Berries

Dry encrusted pieces of shit that are stuck on to your anal hair.

I sure hate plucking these dangle berries out of my ass.

by Rancid randy February 25, 2004

Beanie straighten

A method guys use to help straighten their hair. One will put a beanie on or some kind of knitted cap while their hair is wet and leave it till their hair is dry. This causes the root and most of the shaft of the hair to be straight, and the ends can be flat-ironed very easily.

Ben will beanie straighten his hair to make it much flatter and sexier.

by codenamesmash December 31, 2008

bennie logan

Slang for male genitalia consisting of both scrotum and penis conjointly. The Bennie serves as a euphemism for balls, the Logan for long shaft.

Mara totally kicked me right up in my Bennie Logan.

Phyllis sucked my Logan, but not my Bennie.

by penguin farmer April 27, 2013

bergie web

the Internet that is not indexed by search-engines, directly accessible and no proxy required. In this level, you can find “underground” sites but still indexed as 4chan, Freehive, 1eden, Black Hat World, or FTP servers and also the blocked google search results

person 1: Hey, what's the bergie web?
person 2: It's kinda where those fake hitmen honeypot websites fall into.

by ellietron May 7, 2021

Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

porn berries

testicles

i have big porn berries

by willis74 August 5, 2009