Picnic Bench Super Hero

. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.

. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.

. Is lazy

The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.

"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"

Picnic Bench Super Hero by RMB III October 2, 2006

Straddle the Bench 

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

Straddle the Bench by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004

two bit backseat bench whore 

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.

man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked

two bit backseat bench whore by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011

Park Bench

Lazy jobless bastard that sits on his ass all day. Someone who may ask for a bite of anything you got.

Our freind here. Also see number 1.

Ross has become quite the park bench around the house due to his being laid off.

Park Bench by Danny Pocket May 13, 2006

Cock Bench 

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!

Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.

Cock Bench by Johno47 January 12, 2009

Wet Bench 

1. When Someone Takes A Piss On A Bench

2. When Theres Wet Paint On A Bench

Don't Sit On Wet Benchs!

Wet Bench by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

spanking bench 

a bench for women and men to lie down in order to receive some sexual spanking

My husband tied me to the spanking bench and used the spanking paddle until my ass was flaming red.

spanking bench by hxrnyslxt April 12, 2021