Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.

"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel

by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012

Brooklyn water bagel

Whem you take a dump, and your shit makes a circle at the bottom of the bowl.

Dude, I left you a fresh brooklyn water bagel in the bathroom.

by destroyer386 September 12, 2016

french onion bagel

A bagel with French onion dip on top.
Duh!

I'm going to make a French onion bagel for breakfast

by BigBoySatisfactory January 30, 2018

toast the bagels

Coded language about killing Jews

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.

by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

bebel

Bebel is a badass stoner bitch who always knows how to make you smile. Shes usually high and happy but when she gets sad she blows up. She can do lots of things and shes really smart but she will never apply herself as much as she can for fear of failure. She knows how to make guys fall at her feet and she will play your heart unless you show her you dont need her. All in all bebel is a girl u dont wanna mess with ever

Damn that girls a fucking bebel

by Fuckabeat June 17, 2018

Bagel Radish

A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.

Woah, that guy is on Minecraft and he's telling me that he's poor. He must be a bagel radish!

by Bagel Radish January 1, 2019

Purple Bagel

A mixture of a blue waffle and a red pancake.

ew look at that purple bagel that is disgusting.

by qwertyuiopasfghkjbidghhfghjfhj January 9, 2012