Swollen Beaver

A term for someone that tucks their balls and penis between their legs.

Wade had a swollen Beaver in the showers this morning.

by DreamcastERA March 08, 2018

beaver paddle

a mullet, usually southern.

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."

by alira s. June 25, 2006

beaver burn

Irritation to the inside of the thighs just below the taint that is often the result of excessive moisture produced while hiking or running in hot weather. Curable with time and lots of baby powder. Easily identifiable in others by their awkward, bowlegged stride.

I didn't finish the marathon due to a bad case of beaver burn.

by Cornphlake May 25, 2007

stink beaver

smelly pussy or vagina

"thats one stink beaver you got there"

by cave dweller September 05, 2006

beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.

Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.

by The Doctor March 29, 2003

beaver shot

when a woman wearing extremely short attire unintentionally flashes her "beaver", or vagina.

dude! sherry just gave me a wicked beaver shot!

by chris hill May 01, 2003

dumb beaver

A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.

1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.

by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010