Beaver Sword

1. n/A slang term uncommonly used to describe a penis.
2. adj./ A person acting in a rude manner.

1. She polished my Beaver Sword.

2. That guy is such a Beaver Sword.

by _mclovin_ October 16, 2012

beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.

Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.

by Swtkarma October 17, 2013

beaver paddle

a mullet, usually southern.

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."

by alira s. June 25, 2006

beaver burn

Irritation to the inside of the thighs just below the taint that is often the result of excessive moisture produced while hiking or running in hot weather. Curable with time and lots of baby powder. Easily identifiable in others by their awkward, bowlegged stride.

I didn't finish the marathon due to a bad case of beaver burn.

by Cornphlake June 13, 2007

stink beaver

smelly pussy or vagina

"thats one stink beaver you got there"

by cave dweller September 5, 2006

beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.

Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.

by The Doctor March 28, 2003

beaver shot

when a woman wearing extremely short attire unintentionally flashes her "beaver", or vagina.

dude! sherry just gave me a wicked beaver shot!

by chris hill May 1, 2003