The Batman

A sex act: When you force a young child (preferably male) to watch you shoot his parents in the face with your load

Little Horatio was scarred when he witnessed his parents suffer the fate of The Batman

by metalthrasher07 June 12, 2011

holy cleavage batman!

an exclamation used when someone is showing entirely to much cleavage.

girl with a low cut shirt walks up
"HOLY CLEAVAGE BATMAN!"

by xelA13 October 18, 2008

batman

Invented by Bob Kane in 1940. Coolest superhero in American comic book history (the Incredible Hulk probably comes in a discreet second). Batman's real-life alter ego is billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne. When summoned to crime-ridden Gotham City by the Batsignal (a batlike silhouette within a searchlight beam, shining onto those perpetually dense clouds) he proceeds to de-scum the place like nobody else. Often has at least one delightfully camp side-kick, but generally works best alone.

Unforgettable scene from Tim Burton's 1988 movie ..,

(BATMAN dangles HOOD over side of 23-storey building)

Batman:
I'm not going to harm you. I want you to do something. I want you to tell all your friends who I am.

Hood (howling in fear):
WHO ARE YOU?!?

(Batman pulls the Hood in about an inch from his masked face.)

Batman:
I'm Batman.

(He throws the Hood down on the flat roof behind them. Long before the criminal has regained a fraction of his composure, Batman has disappeared into the shadows.)

by Fearman October 23, 2007

Batman

Hardass comic book character created by Bob Kane.

... Who is unfortunatley riddiculed on www.urbandictionary.com with moronic definitions.

Your innuendo isn't even funny.

by Anonymous March 13, 2005

baton rouge

kickass city; home of the LSU tigers and beautiful women

Dude lets go to Baton Rouge and hit up some ladies.

by me March 25, 2005

feels batman

Batman is sad cause his parents died so when we feel sad or bad we share emotions with batman

Me: omg lol feels it lost my phone last night.

Billy: feels batman

by 12ev3 July 28, 2014

Batmobiling

When someone disregards any emotion to what others are talking about by raising emotional shields, like the batmobile's retracting armor.

When his wife started yapping on about their failing marriage, John started batmobiling his way out of it and instead watched his football team on his lazy ass.

by Crome Tysnomi October 24, 2007