chicken band

a slang term for CB radio. Called chicken band because it is a frequency range where everyone from people that are just plain stupid to truckers to wanna be hams talk to each other and argue over pointless stuff. People that use CB radios often use linear amplifiers or other illegal means to boost their output power beyond the legal 5 watt limit. Chicken band equipment often deviates from its frequency way more than it should causing interference throughout most of the high HF and low VHF spectrum.

Some guy on the chicken band just told me to fuck off for no apparent reason, so I sold my CB and got a ham radio.

by dirtydog123 April 13, 2009

y-band

underwear for feminine men - a cross between a g string and y fronts. Very fashionable in the 1830s

hot damn that is one ugly y-band. They are so 1832

by hmaez August 1, 2009

bandangler

a bandangler is your cock....penis...

my bandangler is hanging to the left

by guch May 22, 2005

bandarlog

An incredibly lazy human being with no skill set who gets through life by stealing the work of others and passing it off as their own. Though bandarlogs can come in all shapes and sizes, they tend to be bald, middle-aged men with stooped shoulders. Bandarlogs are drawn to IT professions, where they can attempt to confuse others by using technical jargon, usually incorrectly.

I asked the IT guy why my code wasn't running and the bandarlog replied that he would have to check the metadata before rebooting the server - what a POBAW!

by Tell_It_Like_It_Is October 12, 2007

Backdoor blumpkin

Cumming in a woman's ass and making another woman eat the cum out of her ass

I just had a threesome and i gave the ugly bitch a backdoor blumpkin

by akblumpkin May 8, 2010

fake band

A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.

"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Studio Band

A band that uses several computerized programs to pitch correct and Autotone vocals as well as perfect instrumentals, but when preforming live (out of the studio) sound like a poor, inebriated rendition of their recorded album.

Did you see the Superbowl XLV halftime show? Fergie sounded like she was pushing out a rabid ferret! The Black Eyed Peas showed the world just how big of a studio band they are.

by Cingsley February 24, 2011