dirt balling

When a man ejaculates inside his sexual partner's anus, and then sucks out his ejaculate along with any lingering feces. He then proceeds to make out with his partner, passing the semen and feces into aforementioned partner's mouth.

John: "How was your first date with Steve?"
Morgan: "It was totally awesome. We went out for Thai, and then he introduced me to dirt balling. I've never tasted shit before."

by SHREDDYvanhalen July 5, 2011

Ballet

Ballet is a beautiful and graceful SPORT that takes all of your time, devotion, and effort. Ballet is usually characterized by pink, tutus, and being easy... I characterize it by bloody toes, pain, and beauty. YOu have to really love ballet to become pro, and even then you still are in pain.

Girl: So what are you doing this week?
ballet dancer: ballet
Girl: tomorow?
Ballet dancer: ballet
Girl: the rest of the week?
Ballet dancer: ballet

by Dancerbabe144 May 9, 2011

ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

by Silence March 28, 2003

Baljit

A beautiful girl that makes everything around her glimmer and shine. She is also always fun to talk to. She has very nice eyes.

That girls a Baljit.

by General12345 May 21, 2011

ballin' it up

The act (or acts) of doing very well in ones current position.
:Used and started primarily by motorcyclists:
Refers to the act of balling up the rubber on your motorcycle tires.
"Riding Fast"

1:"Damn! Did you see him ballin' it up out there on the track today?" 2:"Wow you were ballin' it up on the dance floor the other night!" 3: Jack: "what are you doing tonight bob?" Bob: "Oh I'm just ballin' it up here at home."

by Hans Wagner November 26, 2005

not ballin

bad;the oppisite of ballin

dude. he just killed a baby. that is so not ballin.

by zachattack0428 April 29, 2007

Fuck you! I'm ballin!

An outrageously gangsta expression a person will make when he doesn't give a fuck and is truely balling like a motherfucker, typically accompanied by middle fingers and rockstar signs. The statement is not to be taking literally; it is simply a fun expression without any expectation of response. However, fucking and balling are always fun.

(at Party)

random dude: "yo what's up Joe!"

Joe: "yoooooo!"

random dude: "haha you're drunk as fuck man!"

Joe: "Fuck you! I'm ballin!"

by Mr Tasty July 21, 2009