bafarting

When you are so drunk that you don’t just barf, you barf and fart.

When you are so drunk that you don’t just barf, you barf and fart.

Mary was so trashed she was bafarting the entire drive home with her head out the window. It sucked driving her home!

by One oronaplease September 24, 2020

Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes

When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.

Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.

by anonymous September 29, 2020

baffoonerism

A combined set of motions, facial expressions, blabbering, and comically infantile remarks.

The baffoonerism of Donald Trump's debate performance was staggering.

by Sir Eisenhower September 30, 2020

Bafalism

To be Eating two foods at a time

I was at the restaurant and the lady beside me was doing bafalism

by PUB G November 15, 2020

Baffs

Drip, fashion, nice clothes.

“Omo, these hungrybaby baffs are cold oh.”

“Bro, I have to baff up to impress Vanessa”

by FromLagosWithAkara December 24, 2020

Baffoonge

Someone who farts underwater and bites the bubbles as they float to the top.

John is a baffoonge.

by BUZZARD 2006 January 4, 2021

baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.

That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.

by Not Bruce February 3, 2021