Butter Trumpet

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I cranked my butter trumpet ‘til it spewed Land-O-Lakes all over the photo of my friend Mark’s sister that I stole from his mom’s house.

by Butterboy420 April 27, 2021

Butter Bar

Military slang for Ensign or Second Lieutenant, who wear a Golden Bar as their rank insignia.

Who's the new butter bar in charge?

by FinalEnemy November 9, 2005

Butter Cum

The sweat between your ass and your balls.

I've been working out all day and need to shower off this smelly butter cum.

by WARDUKE June 22, 2010

Butter Worm

The post ejaculation penis withdrawn from the bung hole after anal sex.

After giving his girlfriend a good old fashioned anal pounding, Carl pulled out his Butter Worm and rubbed it on her chin.

by Eaton Holgoode March 28, 2015

butter the turtle

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.

"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother

Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.

by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013

Butter my blanket

Alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!

by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017

Butter churner

Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.

My girlfriend made me a butter churner

by Respect the 90’s baby June 30, 2021