JHONNY!!!'s definitions
A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.
"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother
Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013
Get the butter the turtlemug.