When you unsuspectingly roll yourself and someone else up in a thick blanket/comforter until you're both wrapped up like a burrito then you fuck them in your blanket burrito.
by Ceramic Dragon April 11, 2020
by tomcon5 February 27, 2009
Fantsasia is a fantastic burrito
by Detroit6 August 28, 2010
the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo
jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
by frozenwilly1234 January 20, 2022
The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.
Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!
by iDiaz September 18, 2009
An uncircumsided dick.
by Dookie Jones December 09, 2013
When a girl is giving you and a friend a hand job and she presses your dicks together to form what looks like a nice, long burrito.
by Lithiumion03 October 30, 2016