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Turkey Basted

When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.
Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.
by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012
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Beasters

disgusting marijuana (by deffinition only), meant for the chaunciest of the chauncey weed smokers, canada's way of trying to screw the US for being so sweet while they are chaunces WE ONLY SMOKE CHRONIC BITCH
Wow, these beasters suck worse than chicks that you'd only let bob but then suck at it, by the way, isn't Lo-Har is a huge chaunce
by ATL August 30, 2005
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Beated

1. (verb) To be owned and defeated so hard that your hands can no longer give yourself pleasure.
1. Nigga, I'm gonna beated you up!
2. Dude that fucking asshole just beateded me!
3. LeBron James was beated by Melo!
4. What? Dude! He's beateding him so badly at tic tac toe!
5. OMFG ITS OVER 9000! WHAT 9000!? Beated.
by BIG CAO January 17, 2011
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dingleberry blasted

When someone farts on your face and poop shoots out.
Your mom's been dingleberry blasted!
by cody remmick December 9, 2008
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Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.
jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.
by piggymcoink March 18, 2011
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kiddy beaster

A amn/women who likes kids in a sexual manner
by D J October 29, 2003
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Finger-blasted

To pump your fingers in and out of a vagina and/or ass hole. Usually drawing blood and urin during female ejaculation.
"Did you fuck her"? "No. She just got Finger-blasted"
by What a Jock! August 24, 2014
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