British Pants

When you get menstrual period on your pants, they become "bloody pants", the British equivalent to "effing pants".

"Here, you can borrow these pajama pants."
"Oh no, those are British pants. I can still see the stain."

by RachelDC March 14, 2010

British Upper Decker

To poop on the floor on the top level of a double decker bus.

Someone was in the first level bathroom so Becky pulled a British Upper Decker.

by @catfur June 28, 2012

British Invasion

When a man of British descent or directly from Britain has sex with an American. Given its name from the American Revolution against Britian in 1776, this act can be performed orally vaginally or analy.

Lynn: "how was your date with that guy from the UK last night?"

Claire: "it was great, he ended up giving me a British Invasion!"

by Anaanonymous July 6, 2016

British Leafblower

An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.

Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."

by Synder January 25, 2017

Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes

A group of people who may appear to be awkward together but instead, they aren't. The Jk's and BP's are a group of friends who like to make music together. They are commonly lower-level university students.

ex.) Those JK's and BP's will be at open mic tonight, wanna go?
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.

by EmmaDavid January 16, 2009

British

Britain =

This is for the ignorant Americans (please, no offense - you are our overseas cousins), who all think that Britain is basically England... Errr....... nay...!

Britain is a united Kingdom of many countries. It is made of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and then England. Up until a short while ago, Britain (or the united kingdom - uk) had Hong Kong as part of it's empire... With Canada and Austrailia still part of the family nowadays.

American = Omigod! Are you Scottish?!
Scot = Yeah, I'm British.
American = But, you don't sound British...?
Scot = That's cos im feckin Scottish!
American = So... you lied?! You aren't British =P

Scot = *has a spasm attack*GAH!!!!!

by Crimson Charmed Cheeks August 8, 2009

The British Accent

An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.

Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.

Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.

Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"

by wingman6796 July 29, 2009