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Motor boat across the river

The act of motor boating boobs that are nonexistent or have a huge canyon in between them.
Dude she wants me to motorboat her boobs.
You mean motor boat across the river, she has no boobs.
by eSalazarv1 February 26, 2011
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Steam Boat Delight

A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob
James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"
by steam_boat_delight May 8, 2011
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Duffy Boat Regatta

An annual gathering of MBA graduates that results in debauchery, memory loss, and hangovers. This event takes place at various harbors along the Southern California coast, and can be held on one large tiki boat or, more traditionally, on a flotilla of electric powered Duffy Boats.
Wow, I really hope that the pictures from this years Duffy Boat Regatta stay on the Photocircle. Last year, Alex fell into Newport Harbor, and Richard lost his pants.
by Boilergirl March 15, 2015
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ho boating

The act of showing off specifically for the benefit of a member of the opposite sex.
"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"
by Kercher's Castle January 25, 2017
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The BOAT of all GOATS

Name for someone who has transcended GOAT status
by tmor84 December 19, 2018
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lop boat

A lop boat is a large vessel that carries the most glorious deez nuts joke you’ve ever heard.
I ask you “hey man would you like to take my boat out this summer? Well need to borrow a truck or suv to pull it.”

You say “ Yah man I think we could borrow my moms. It depends how big it is.”

I say “ it’s a LOP BOAT so...”

You ask “what the hell is a LOP BOAT?!?”

I gloriously reply to you saying “ It’s when I LOP BOAT deez nuts on your face!!!!!!”
by RecoveringDeezNutzAddict May 15, 2019
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Albin Boat

Albin Boat (or Luffare in Swedish, Albustina in Latin (Vit in Swedish)) is a boy that once a year goes out fighting the russian lörkenhaufen demons, Lukas and Palestin, in the woods by the river. If he wouldn't do this every year the demons would get into the human villages and they would start eating all the womans and children. They would take over the minds of the men and they would become zombies only following Lukas and Palestin.

In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.

He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.
Person #1: Have you seen to small kids playing around here, one with red wings and the other one with black hornes?
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Albin Boat managed to save them in time.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2022
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