British bakery

When your lover puts a krumpet in your rectum during love making to warm it for breakfast the next morning.

We have last night's British bakery to thank for this fabulous breakfast spread

by jerksmersh May 31, 2014

hella baked

When one is so high on marijuana that the term baked doesn't quite describe the mental status of the individual, so they are referred to as hella baked

Dayyyuumm that fool iz hella baked!!!

by Annonymous posta. June 16, 2015

Sugar Bake

Whenever your butt juice and taint juice mix together at the prime meridian of your pants and leak through to the chair your sitting in.

I wouldn’t sit there if I were you, It’s bound to be sugar baked.

by DaltonAndJohnsWords February 13, 2018

great british bake off

a beautiful, loving show about foods and fun. demonstrates the capacity of human kindness, passion, and love for sponges. love is spread with quite murmers and kind pats.

great british bake off-

mary: quite lovely
paul: doesnt work. not for me. quite bad.

but ...

good texture.

by spongeluvr March 9, 2017

I’m baking off

I’m chilling

I’m baking off real quick

by Max and Liam are gay September 13, 2020

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

Sussy baka

A person that is certainly very sussy, also a baka

Omg sharty is such a sussy baka *cums* 😩😩😩😩😨😱😨😨

by verysussybaka April 28, 2021