Back Door Santa

Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.

Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"

Peter: "Sweet"

by Studley Ramrod September 6, 2012

back back forward

To dive and tackle someone to the ground. Named for Raiden's move in Mortal Kombat. Also Bob Nelson

Take my welfare check? BACK BACK FORWARD!! (while diving)

by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003

Back da fuck up nigga

Back da fuck up nigga. If someone tells you to back da fuck up nigga, you better do as he says....
or you'll get smacked the fuck up.

Some youtube prankster came up to me asking if I wanted to kiss his ass. I said 'back da fuck up nigga.'
He wouldn't so I gave him a solid right hook and broke his jaw.

by kam75xx July 12, 2019

back in the saddle

1.) To begin doing what you stopped doing before, and often after recovering from an illness or a set-back.

2.) Riding a horse

1.) The doctor said that I have fully recovered, so I am ready and will be back in the saddle by Monday.

2.) His teenage son got a new position in the polo club, and he is now back in the saddle

by Sir Orlando November 11, 2013

back passage

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

back lava

When you cum carefully onto the small of a girls back and the jizz pools in the cleft. Optionally you can then move her around to play with the lava flow.

"Dude, I totally gave Nikki some back lava last night."

"What, like the pastry?"

"No, not baklava - BACK... LAVA.

"Oh... Gross."

"Yeah, and then I made her slap it so it erupted like a volcano! Then I made her clean it up... Stupid bitch!"

by Travisssss February 14, 2012

Back-door sluts 9

The best porno either, infamous for a woman with four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing.

First gained popularity in South Park.

Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"

by TheCyantist February 25, 2012