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Abstinence Masturbation

The act of masturbating side by side with your partner. Usually practiced by abstaining couples who prefer intimacy, romance, cuddling and occasionally sucking at tits over hardcore sexual intercourse (because that officially qualifies as sinful fornication).This practice can be very effective to pacify the concerns of abstaining females who tend to accuse men of being dirty sexual pigs.
Do you know Cameron and Rachel... they have been practicing abstinence masturbation to control their need for sex... until they move on in life
by Innocent_Angel August 14, 2014
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austin middle school

A school full of a bunch of bitchy ass teachers who are always on their fucking period.
You go to that hell hole Austin middle school huh?…
by Grampa Biden March 15, 2017
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Small, not important, not very impressive, and insignificant
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Austin

Austin, better known as Apple, is a very caring, kind soul. He's very funny, but he convinces himself that he is boring (which is completely untrue). Austin is great at cheering people up and making them feel good about themselves. He struggles to accept compliments for himself (but he's working on it). If you ever need a good friend, search for Austin - he's the best person to spend time with, and he has all the time in the world for you. If he doesn't have time, he will make time. Austin struggles a bit with his emotions - he suppresses them a lot, but if he trusts you enough he will open up to you. It takes him a while to adjust to dealing with certain emotions, but if you're patient and give him time, you'll find he's very sweet, sensitive and loving. If Austin somehow makes you upset, he will stop at nothing to make you realise just how sorry he is. Austin never wants to upset people and will always try his best to make things better. Austin also makes a fantastic boyfriend - he is very patient and very considerate of others' feelings. If you don't want to do something, he won't make you do it - he'll respect your choice and move on, no questions asked.

Overall, Austin is my bestfriend and he's the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He's handsome as hell, not to mention cute as a button; and he means the world to me.

If you can get yourself an Austin, you'll feel like the luckiest girl in the world, no matter what.

Thank you Apple <3
1. Whoa, have you seen that dude?

Yeah.. that's Austin!

Damn, Austin is FIIIINE

2. Have you seen that girl over there? She's so smiley and giggly!

Yeah, she DEFINITELY has herself an Austin.

Lucky...
by Zedaya May 8, 2019
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Austin

Noun. The absolute BEST boyfriend ever! Sweetest man on earth and so easy to talk to. An astounding lover and friend. The Prince Charming that every girl wants. Thoughtful, handsome, attractive(like a magnet!), funny, loving, kind, delightful, delicious, delovely. Oh....and he has the best ass you've ever seen.
"He's definitely a keeper. I mean look at him! He's an Austin."
"I've finally found my Austin."
by ~Bashes December 3, 2010
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Austin powers

a dorky british spy with bad teeth and an extreemly exessive amount of hair on his body. He likes to shag any man/woman he meets. And the simplest things turn him on... He also has some kind of obsession with vaginas
Austin powers- shagadelic baby ! Yea!
by Certified fishy July 14, 2006
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