alien ant farm

a cool band

alien ant farm is cool, that's it

by Meike October 15, 2003

Alien Abduction

The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.

Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?

Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.

by Tempted December 4, 2007

alienware

The absolutely worse computer company in the world. They lie straight to your face and they know it. Their warrenty is bullshit and they have no knowledge of computers whatsoever. Everytime I call tech support I ask them the same questions and they give me different answers everytime. You can never get a hold of the supervisor. The company is made for idiots who buy computers and they know it. Once they get on the phone with a guy who has a dose of knowledge they basically fuck you too you and do not help you. The final answer from them for all my 3 hour+ phone calls is "we will get back to you in 24 hours" which basically translates to "fuck you."

I do not even care about the price because it is not bad at all. Its the fact that they have 12 year old "technicians" who sell this bullshit. They lie to you. No matter what you will be on hold for an 2 hours. They are fucking morons.

Do not buy from Alienware ever, even though the price is decent for the specs, the absolute bullshit you go through with them is simply not worth it. It even took me twice as long to recieve my PC than it said on the website. I hate this company with a passion.

If you want expensive 1337 computers go to www.ibuypower.com

Simply put do not buy from Alienware. Save yourself from high blood pressure and turning into a raging ape and buy from anyone else, except for gateway because they suck too.

by Agent Neo Smith April 8, 2006

Alien Dick

Extreme penis disporportion; when it is so cold the shaft becomes extremely small and thin and the head of the penis is of normal size... often times the penis points in different directions

after taking a dump in a cold, cold forest, i looked down and noticed i had alien dick..it was soooo embarrassing

after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing

"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"

man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing

girl POV

"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"

by the new revolution March 16, 2009

Alienwar3z

One of "the" top active warez sites in the world. This site has games, programs, software, tons of Free porn and more. Why register when you can have it all for free. If you want to comment register and comment.

Hey have you been to alienwar3z? Nah whats that. This really badass place to get free shit.

by Curve January 20, 2009

Grey Abducter Alien

A gigantic headed grey skinned Alien. It has extremly large black eyes. They abduct alchoholics, so no one believes there story.
Much like Bill Gates!

" Oh, yeah, last night i WAS abducted!"

by Scott Methy July 18, 2003

Avital the Alien

A totally radtastic girl who doesn't give a fuck about what anybody thinks. She is truly herself and has a wide (but good) taste in music.

person 1: damn that girl is hot, but she is so confident that coming on to her is kind of difficult.
person 2: yeah she's one Avital the Alien.

by Taxidermy11 July 10, 2009