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The Afghan Shitter

That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.

Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.
Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.

Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.
by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022
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Anti-Afghan sentiment

A negative impression of Afghans, displaying racism or conveying xenophobia

Full list of racist Afghan slurs in the Anti-Afghan Hate Glossary
Dirty Afghan
Afghan Hound
Awghan ~TJ

Afgoon
Afgjeet
“Af-gavni-stan” ~Soviet Af💩stan
Assghanistan
Afgagi
Afghass
AfGoneistan
Afghanhoundstan
Afganess
Afgranny
Afghâni kasif ~IR dirty Afghan
Afghâni ashghâl ~IR Afghan🗑️
Trash-ganistan
Afgagastan
Kabull💩
Afshitistan
Afhamistan🐖
Kabullies
Afmanistan
Awghani
Awghani Ghool
Awgaan e ghool ~fa
Awghoo
Awghool
Afghouli
Afgayni
Afgandi ~India "dirty"

Afghool
Awghan ghool
Namak haram ~thankless/traitors
Ehsaan Faramosh
Awghulistan
Afcrackistan

Afghastlystan
Afgarbagecan
Afgayn
Afbadistan
Afdirtistan

Afganjastan

Afglassistan
Afsmackistan
Afskagistan
Aftaliban
Afgandistan ~India
Afghoon
Awghanistan
Awganistan
Lobiya khor
Afghoulistan
Afghanazi
Afjeet
Afgooneystan
Afghand
Afghays
Afshittystan
Afgunstan
Afghangster
Arseholistan
Afghani

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Hist/Pol- Free Hazaristan: Some say genocide☮︎✌︎︎

-Afgh should learn self introspection, might be based on an incident faced
Migrants- Iranian cops open fire on illegal Afghan migrants. Put in cages🔒
-Hooliganism
Cult.- Pedophilia capital of Asia. 2017 UN study: bacha bazi was common. In Sweden gang raping a minor boy, Fr “In my country, it is normal to have sexual relations with young boys”
News- Yrs of persecution forced Afghan Hindus & Sikhs to flee

Hindu-Buddhist Temple Was Destroyed In Afgh
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This is the history of Afghanistan & the border split - COPY & PASTE THIS to educate Afghan supremacists/nationalists. 🗺️⏳📜🇦🇫🪖📚🤔 iıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıiıi
Why does a country named 🇦🇫 exist when it doesn't have a nation, race, common culture, or language?
The emergence of fake, artificial 🇦🇫 born as a wannabe different nation state meant many groups found themselves separated from their ethnic kin in neighboring states. Tajiks were split from their relatives in TJ, Uzbekistan, PK, 🇨🇳 & 🇮🇷.
Is an artificial amalgamation of cultures of the region. Won independence from notional 🇬🇧 control in 1919.

🇦🇫 & Iran were one country until 1897 AH.

Afghans like it or not were part the Persian empire, many Persian scientific discoveries, literature, art etc were credited to the people of 🇦🇫 who were Persians.
B Anti-Afghan sentiment so ur argument is over!

I'm not making this up😲

Rearranging the letters of Afghanistan gives Hi, Satan-fang 🩸
The anagram of 🇦🇫 is Fans a-hating ie hooligans street fighting⚽️🏏👥😨💥🚑🤕

Compound Word Anagrams of 🇦🇫 include
ANTI AFGHANS👎, FANG SHAITAN, AFGHAN STAIN🧤🧼🧽, AFGHANI ANTS -👨🏽 r 5'6", INFANT AGHAS -👶 Aspiring 🔱, AFGHANIS TAN -identity crisis, inferiority complex in the presence of Iranians + Tajiks🥹🥾👅😓 & identify as 🏻 in US, FAT ANHINGAS -devil/ snake 🐍 🐦, SHAFT ANGINA -🤕 in the chest, INFANTA HAGS 👸🧙 ♀️ & AFGHAN SAINT 🤭

1: Did u c Alberta woman's racist tirade – You are not Canadian? So much Anti-Afghan sentiment
2: Yh😏
by MsClickNSeeMyAfghPosts April 20, 2024
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The Fragrance of Afghanistan

Marijuana; or, the distinctive scent of marijuana.
Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon, we burn the midnight oil.

The fragrance of Afghanistan rewards a long day's toil.

Pulling into Kathmandu, smoke rigs fill the air.

Perfumed by a Nepal night, the express gets you there.-Rush, A Passage to Bangkok.
by nemodat1 July 11, 2021
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War in Afghanistan

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).
If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan
by realshit225 August 16, 2024
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It is a experience and new family made by my 77 family cousin. I think I have 3 rich cousin at Afghanistan maybe but I don't know.
I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
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