autotistic

Your average gen alpha slang user.

Your so skibidi your so fantum tax. Is autotistic

by genalpha December 4, 2023

Autisticism

When you look closely at your eyes in the mirror to find a slight bit of retardant in the retina.

Wow my eyes look corked up. Do I ha autisticism?

by CorkyPThatcher December 8, 2023

Autistic Monkey

Something someone says when they think you’re so cool, while they are stupid and annoying themselves

You autistic monkey
Oh wow

by lololol612 July 16, 2024

Altruistic Exploiter

A person who offers help seemingly out of the kindness of their heart only to hold it over your head every chance they get.

Someone who threatens to take away things they’ve already given you in order to have control over you.

Stacie gave me her bike 2 months ago without me asking because she didn’t need it and I really needed a bike. She is now demanding I help her remodel her house or she will take it back although it’s already mine, she never struck me as an altruistic exploiter.

by YoinkersV February 12, 2024

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024

autistic pussy slayer

people with autism slay the most pussy out here

omg have you seen the big o he's such a autistic pussy slayer

by Archie2353 March 17, 2024

Autistic shuffle

A tik tok dance done by basic white girls.

Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!

by The lexi March 21, 2024