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Autistic

Autistic means having autism, also known as ASD (autism spectrum disorder). Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by social difficulties, repetitive behaviours and stimming, different sensory needs, focused interests, and a need for routine. Autistic people can be any gender, sexuality, age or race. They are not any worse than other people. Please do not bully autistic people.

Autistic does NOT mean:
Stupid

Ugly
R******d
Immature

Any derogatory term
Kathy: Why is Lilith wearing noise canceling headphones in class?
Ellie: Because she’s autistic and has difficulty with the loud noise in the classroom.
Kathy: Oh, ok.
by that_girl_called_lilith June 1, 2025
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Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
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Autistic

If your name is Jourdan Fencock
Damn your girlfriend is autistic
by Durrrrp January 4, 2023
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Autistic

Something that shouldn't be used to put others down for being different from you and the people you are used to meeting.

Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.

Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.

(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)
Random person: Why are you so fucking weird? What are you, autistic? (Under their breath) Fucking retard...

Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?

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Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...

Friend: Really? Why do you think that?

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Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...

(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)

Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

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Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...

(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)

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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)

Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!
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Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.
baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin July 31, 2023
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Autistic

Alex turner is autistic as shit
by hazyfawn_ September 4, 2023
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Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you
Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro
by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023
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