31 August

Give this man/woman the biggest hug ever because they are sexiest

Damn, Jacob is born on 31 August, he's sexy asf.

by 31 august March 31, 2021

August 29

The day where a child born with the true powers of calamity was born.

Doctor: miss, you child was born on August 29th.
Mother: I know, everything he touches breaks

by DylanDiablo October 17, 2019

August 28

August 28, is the day where a god is being born, I mean he may not be that smart, charming or handsome. But you would really love dating him, he is the best! And a good person

Girl: where you born on august 28
Him:yes
Girl:Marry me

by Wonder123 November 2, 2019

August 13

Head for head day

I can’t wait to give and get head on August 13

by Zimmyonthebeat August 1, 2021

august 1

when fucking badass kids born

yo did you hear about that new kid. he was born august 1

by k7ammm November 4, 2019

1 august

The day when a princess was born, the coolest bitch ever <3

my gf’s bday is on 1 august, she’s the coolest bitch ever

by badgalbang July 29, 2021

23 august

the baddest and stunning bitches ever born on this day😜😜💅💅
yall like sex

“so u are born on 23 august”
damn.

by anisswaggy January 25, 2021