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Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!
by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009
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ball bat

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009
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Stink Bat

The act of deficating in a sock (or towel) then striking someone with it.
Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.
by Artofishl September 6, 2016
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eat the bat

To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.
Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!
by psilofyr March 19, 2020
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Stanky Bat

An act in which one uses a Louisville Slugger for a masturabory deed
guy 1: Hey, did you see the video of AJ?

Guy 2: Yeah, she be doing the stanky bat!
by Ferrigno April 4, 2009
mugGet the Stanky Batmug.

Batti bat

Is a fat ground bat who makes squeaks and is very cute your supposed too deep fry them for a tasty snack
Batti bat is the best bat ever
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Albino Bat

When you have cocaine remnants left in your nose following a three day binge. Often resembling a booger but white.
"Aye bruh, ole boy that came over here you knew he was on that white girl. He had all kind of albino bats in his nose."

"Co-worker. - You have alot of those albino bats. You might want to go clean your nose.

Me. - Note to self. Clean nose after coke."
by JSR1 September 2, 2014
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