Asshat

When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.

Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.

by Brother Muslimhood December 14, 2011

Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".

Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.

by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

Assrate

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 20, 2003

Asspatch

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

by Nicole Chang 2 March 4, 2009

assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic

i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!

by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

Asstat

A tattoo anywhere on the buttocks.

Brandon: "Hey check out my new asstat!"
Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"

by Cloveskies September 19, 2012

I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023