Asparagus Green

Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.

I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.

by Constance ♥ January 21, 2009

asparagus dick

What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.

I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.

by golfpunk500 October 10, 2011

Ascarf

To be simultaneously confused and embarrassed.

I found myself ascarf when I lost the chess match to Charles Barkley.

by JayElDubya January 22, 2012

asparagus booth

The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.

Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.

Awww man, I totally got the asparagus booth in there. That urinal was a veritable detective's steam grate of asparagus fumes.

by K P Cogs November 19, 2013

asparagash

The ability to 'do Gods work' and ply females full of alcohol in order to assist his fellow man in attracting suitable partners, no matter what the occasion. The asparagash technique is usually attempted via excessive alcohol shots including specially designed mixtures, eg: The Gash Tequila (which is really just a shot of Bacardi 151). If the female in question isn't succumbing to the asparagash charms then a more direct route shall be taken including introducing 'rules' like no holding your drink in your right hand and 'a spills a finish'.

The asparagash technique doesn't take a long time to master however it is commonly accepted among asparagash professionals that you are either born with the gash gene or not. If you are unfortunate enough not to be born with the gene unfortunately you will find it difficult to lower your social conscience in order to 'do Gods work." Your best bet is to befriend an asparagash master and watch in envy of his ability.

God she's hot! I'll have to call up the Gashman so he can apply the asparagash technique to give me a shot!

by Wizard Hunter November 4, 2014

asgarv

Like lol, laughing out loud, laughing much and often loud. It's a swedish word.

"Han asgarvar" (in swedish) wich means something like "He's laughing loud and much".

by Ja5pberryTTV February 27, 2017

asjarae

Asjarae is very loving and sweet. She dislikes any type of bad vibes and will go out her way for you. An Asjarae is someone you can count on and trust. Her loyalty runs deep and she always sees the good in people.

You seen Asjarae, she is so sweet.

Asjarae is the most uplifted person I've known.

by Reakeal June 18, 2018