assassin

A hardcore ninja that doesn't care for all that Natrutard crap.

1.) Altair of Assassin's Creed
2.) Orange Jumpsuit Nazis

by Eroth January 9, 2008

assisted suicide wank

A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!

My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!

by DopeDoge May 13, 2020

assisted suicide

Assisted Suicide is part of the pro-choice political view. It allows the terminally ill to have the option of ending their life by being induced with a legal drug. Elderly that are NOT terminally ill but have some kind of disorder, etc, are considered for this option as well.

person 1: That man just found out he is going to die in 3 weeks.

person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?

person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.

by Velma F. July 21, 2006

Assassin

1) noun. Assassins were first referred to as Hashashins because they were given hashish and taken into a little garden slice of paradise. They were then told that if they died in their lord's service they would automatically return in death to this paradise, and have a harem of women. This was eventually shortened to assassins.
2) Adverb. To whoop some dude's ass with Kungfu grip.

Yo, man, that dude was straight out goin' assassin on them niggaz.

by Andrew December 9, 2002

assassination of abraham stinkin

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.

I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

dunk assist

A type of assist in the game of basketball that is counted to a player who passes the ball to a teammate in a way that leads to a score by a field goal that's a slam dunk, meaning that he or she was "assisting" in the dunk that results as a field goal. This is also counted as a regular assist, too.

Steve Nash or someone like him, I bet, get about 4 or 5 dunk assists a game. Maybe more.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 13, 2010

administrative assistant

A modern day name for a "secretary".

Jane: "What does she do?"

Barry: "She's an administrative assistant."

Jane: "Oh."

by Jonas the great October 1, 2010