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Aspiciation

1. The act of falsely claiming one suffers from Asperger's Syndrome in order to have an excuse for acting like a pretentious douchebag.

2. Being a douchebag and being misdiagnosed with Asperger's Synrome by mistake.
John claims to have Asperger's Syndrome, but it is only his aspiciation that he uses as an excuse to be a douchebag.

We tremble in aspiciation at your Asperger's Syndrome misdiagnosis, because you really are a douchebag.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013
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Asperger syndrome

Asperger syndrome is a very rare but beneficial difference that positively affects your IQ. Asperger's, like other differences on the autism spectrum, may affect how you think and feel. The symptoms are:

100 IQ or higher (usually 110 or higher)
Being a chatterbox
Smart
High verbal ability
A fast learner
Trouble finding friends

About 1 in 229 people have Asperger's worldwide, we are so lucky that Asperger's is a thing. That's 35,877,600 people.

Personaly, as an Aspie, I despise the puzzle piece and I don't want awareness. I want acceptance and the rainbow infinity symbol.
Einstein had Asperger Syndrome, so he could change the world.
by SpecialAspieRyanBoi March 29, 2022
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Aspen

The most over-rated and ridiculously expensive ski resort in colorado. Home of the snooty, fur coat, fur boot and leggings wearing yuppies. A place where PETA would have a hay-day. Where everything is ridiculously over priced and even the fast food dollar menu is $1.50. The main attraction of the resort is celebrity-watching and shopping at the designer stores. The only good time to go is during the infamous X-games which brings in normal people who actually ski and snowboard instead of going to look pretty in fur on the mountain. Also a term to describe somebody who is snooty or wearing too much fur.
That woman with her 20 facelifts and breast implants is so aspen.

I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.
by lareila February 8, 2007
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apec

holiday period from 3rd to 9th September 2007; exclusive to Sydney Australia
"happy APEC everyone!!!"
by avro September 16, 2007
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Aspen Dental

To take a shit in someone's face unexpectedly and without consent
I woke up to my partner giving me an Aspen Dental, what the fuck
by Queen Buttrix June 21, 2021
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Asperger's Syndrome

1. Asperger's Syndrome is a real mental/communication syndrome
2. People with Asperger's Syndrome are known as aspies, but there are fake "aspies" who claim to have the syndrome.
3. Authentic aspies will most likely never, ever out loud claim to be an aspie and claim it with pride, in fact real aspies tend to be a bit ashamed or very shy of their disorder.
4. Fake aspies wear their often times self-diagnosed Asperger's syndrome with pride
5. Authentic aspies will do what they do best rather than mess with people and use their Asperger's as a crutch, that is also the whole point of the disorder, you excel at one subject whereas you lack at social skills.
6. Fake aspies will often bother people about their "disorder."
7. Authentic aspies will, despite lacking in social skills, try and make an effort to get along with people outside their comfort zone while fakes will hate people who aren't like them.
(example) Todd and Ricardo are two boys who actually have Asperger's syndrome, Kyle is a fake aspie who is actually just another annoying emo kid.

Todd- Hey, Ricardo, I'm going to pwn you in C&C 3: Tiberium Wars again!
Ricardo- They hell you will, I just realized that the Scrin aren't as good as EA games wants us to think, I'm going to play as Nod for now on!
Todd- GDI will still kick your ass, besides, in the whole C&C story, GDI was the victor in the First Tiberium War, Second and will be in the third! Oh yea, we have a cooler superweapon...THE ION CANNON!
-Kyle comes in wearing overpriced Hot Topic crap-
Kyle- Those football players tackled me into the wall and took my Chinese (made in China) magical charms.
Ricardo- dude, maybe you shouldn't have said all that shit to them earlier today, I saw you talk crap to the linebacker.
Kyle- Let's put a stinkbomb into the locker room!
Todd- Let's not, I have a really good friend who's the Quarterback of the school's team! He's my dueling buddy on C&C Generals too!
Richardo- Hey, let's play C&C Generals instead! I call US Laser General "Pinpoint and Chinese Infantry General "Anvil" Shin Fai
Todd- I call Dr. Thrax and Chinese Nuke General Tsing Shi Tao!
Kyle- Man, screw you fake aspies!
by C&C Chinese Nod General September 5, 2007
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aspen

aspen is a small town in colorado that is constentally misjudged by the tourists. they are the animal killers there. this one fur store in aspen has had its windows broken by locals. most of my friends including me are vegetarians and are hippies. so get the idea that aspenites are animal killing snobs.
Me:Hey Morgan lets go skiing on aspen moutian and make fun of the tourists that can't ski and are in ugly fur ski coats and tight pants!
Morgan: Ok! Damn beasts!
by HippieSkiChick August 27, 2007
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