Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"

The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!

Angela Bassett Moment by IAmYoFatha June 24, 2012

Angela White 

Incredibly hot porn star from Australia with mad curves, huge natural tits, and a plump ass who has only done hardcore for a little over 2 years (although she started as a nude model 3-4 years before) and has already shown she's not afraid of doing nasty shit like gangbangs, DP, BDSM, and showing that she has incredible fucking skills that you usually only see out of long time porn veterans.

Jim: you going to look at some nude pics tonight, Dave
Dave: Hell no, I'm going to watch Angela White get gang banged by three hung black dudes
Jim: Yeah, that girl can fuck like a pro

Angela White by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 8, 2016

angela anaconda 

A Canadian cartoon where the characters are made from actual black and white pictures of people, giving them gray skin which looks weird. The show is about a girl named Angela Anaconda (the characters are humans despite her last name) who in each episode has these weird fantasies about the mean girl at school, her teacher or her two weird older brothers getting injured or killed.

I watched Angela Anaconda today, and that show is so weird. Not to mention Angela’s voice sounds like Mandark after inhaling helium.

angela anaconda by EmmyCat328 January 25, 2020

angela of death 

The type of girl who always has people she knows die around her.

I heard that Joe and Jessica broke up before he was in that car accident. That girl is the Angela of Death.

angela of death by idiot_total August 7, 2014

Angela Arrochista 

The most beautiful girl on earth and a tiktok celebrity

Angela Arrochista is so hot bro

Angela Arrochista by Rhyzzen July 5, 2023

Angela Gossow 

Singer for Arch Enemy, and the sexiest woman alive.

Angela Gossow will kick your ass.

Angela Gossow by Delthryn February 14, 2005

Angela Rose 

The most beautiful, most desirable, most sexy, most loving woman a man could ever dream of. Desired by all, discovered by only one, one who will be the most fortunate man on this earth. Many will spend a life time searching for her, only to catch a glimpse, a tease, just enough to keep the hunt alive. But to only one man will she open her heart, hold in her arms, share her total self with. He shall forever be defined as the luckiest soul to walk the earth

It will be a miracle if I were to find my angela rose

Angela Rose by freddy3rd November 11, 2016