Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
by November 24, 2021
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Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
by November 24, 2021
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1)Oi it’s Alfie my bitch
2) Alfie used to be my leap year bitch
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A really cool guy, who has three pictures on his Instagram (usually), is under the second name stewart (typically). Alfie’s typically vape and have dark hair. They are very epic people who have skills when it comes to fortnite battle royale.
Who’s that guy there? That’s alfie, I think
by Skull3i January 29, 2021
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Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it
Alfie have you put it in yet?
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He like sex
He likes Alfie
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man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.
"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
by big-cock-5367478589 March 04, 2022
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